{"product_id":"all-there-is-left-is-etiquette-tie","title":"All There Is Left Is Etiquette Tie","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmbrace the future of formalwear. In a world hurtling toward Artificial General Intelligence, what remains of our humanity? Etiquette. The \"After AGI\" Statement Tie is more than just a handsome accessory; it is a philosophical conversation starter cleverly disguised as a classic wardrobe staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe designed this tie for the modern thinker. Featuring the thought-provoking phrase, \"AFTER AGI, ALL THERE IS LEFT IS ETIQUETTE,\" the text is woven directly into the fabric using a subtle black-on-black jacquard technique. The lettering catches the light just enough to be read up close, while maintaining a sleek, uninterrupted silhouette from afar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are delivering a keynote at a tech summit, attending a formal gala, or navigating the daily corporate landscape, this tie allows you to showcase your intellect without compromising on traditional style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSUBTLE YET BOLD STATEMENT: Features a tonal, dark-on-dark repeating woven phrase: \"AFTER AGI, ALL THERE IS LEFT IS ETIQUETTE.\" Perfect for tech enthusiasts, futurists, and AI developers who want to express their personality while maintaining strict professional elegance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePREMIUM CRAFTSMANSHIP: Woven from high-quality, silky-smooth microfiber. It offers a sophisticated, understated sheen and a perfect drape that mimics pure silk, providing a luxurious feel with lasting durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTWO-IN-ONE VERSATILITY: From a distance, it appears as a classic, sophisticated solid black tie suitable for strict dress codes. Up close, the jacquard text catches the light, revealing an intriguing philosophical conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePERFECT KNOT \u0026amp; PROPORTIONS: Designed with a standard modern width (approx. 3 inches) and length (approx. 58 inches) to suit most adult men. The fabric's ideal weight ensures a crisp, clean Windsor, half-Windsor, or four-in-hand knot every time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR INNOVATORS: An exceptional and unique gift for software engineers, tech founders, sci-fi fans, or anyone pondering the singularity. A thoughtful choice for Father's Day, birthdays, graduations, or holiday gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Slow Ventures","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48713298084096,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7225\/3184\/files\/Logo_2.png?v=1778790130","url":"https:\/\/shop.slow.co\/products\/all-there-is-left-is-etiquette-tie","provider":"Slow Ventures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}