Gentleman's Soap - Baies Scent

A bar of soap for the tech scene. Long overdue.

Slow Ventures hosted Etiquette School for a reason. The tech scene is full of brilliant people with terrible manners, and someone had to say something.

Lathers into a rich, clarifying foam that cuts through cap table complications, overpromised ARR, and the lingering residue of a pivot you knew wasn’t going to work.

Formulated for:

• The founder who raised on a deck with no product
• The GP who marked up their own portfolio
• The associate who said, “We’re really excited about this space,” and meant it

Rinse thoroughly after:
Term sheet negotiations. Any conversation about your valuation. Demo Day.

Scent notes:
Fresh conviction. Dry powder. A hint of humility.

Use daily.
Some in this industry use it never.

Directions:
Work into a lather. Reflect on your last investment memo. Rinse. Repeat until the numbers make sense.