Gentleman's Soap - Baies Scent

Gentleman's Soap - Baies Scent

$15.00
Sale price  $15.00 Regular price 
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Gentleman's Soap - Baies Scent

Gentleman's Soap - Baies Scent

$15.00
Sale price  $15.00 Regular price 

A bar of soap for the tech scene. Long overdue.

Slow Ventures hosted Etiquette School for a reason. The tech scene is full of brilliant people with terrible manners, and someone had to say something.

Lathers into a rich, clarifying foam that cuts through cap table complications, overpromised ARR, and the lingering residue of a pivot you knew wasn’t going to work.

Formulated for:

  • The founder who raised on a deck with no product
  • The GP who marked up their own portfolio
  • The associate who said, “We’re really excited about this space,” and meant it

Rinse thoroughly after:
Term sheet negotiations. Any conversation about your valuation. Demo Day.

Scent notes:
Fresh conviction. Dry powder. A hint of humility.

Use daily.
Some in this industry use it never.

Directions:
Work into a lather. Reflect on your last investment memo. Rinse. Repeat until the numbers make sense.


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